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Quick & Dirty Burners

QUICK & DIRTY BURNERS

20 Minutes. High Intensity. No Excuses.

 

Quick & Dirty Burners is a high-octane conditioning program built for lifters, athletes, and anyone short on time but hungry for results. These 20-minute total-body sessions combine heavy lifts, explosive finishers, and nonstop intensity to torch calories, build grit, and boost performance — all without compromising form or intent.

 

What You Get

• 20 unique 20-minute conditioning sessions

• Built for intensity, efficiency, and variety

• Format: Strength Compound → Power/Cardio Superset → Short Rest → Repeat

 

Equipment Needed

• Barbell + Plates (with optional Landmine Attachment)

• Dumbbells (interchangeable with Kettlebells)

• TRX Suspension Trainer

• Medicine Balls

• Sandbags

• Battle Ropes (Optional)

• Dog Sled (Optional)

• Rower (Optional)

• Resistance Bands

 

Burner Focus Blocks

• Heavy Load & Volume – Push weight with precision and intent

• Explosive Conditioning – Sled drives, rope waves, jump patterns

• Power & Flow – Seamless transitions from strength to sweat

 

Perfect For:

• Busy athletes and lifters looking for fast, effective sessions

• Garage gym warriors or small group training formats

• Anyone who thrives on sweat, simplicity, and structure

 

Train hard. Recover smart. Repeat.

BODYWEIGHT BURNERS

20 Minutes. Zero Equipment. All Out Effort.

 

Bodyweight Burners is a stripped-down, high-intensity training system built for anyone who wants to move, sweat, and push themselves—anytime, anywhere. These 20-minute total-body sessions fuse classic calisthenics, explosive flows, and nonstop pacing to deliver a serious training effect without a single piece of gear.

 

What You Get

• 20 unique 20-minute bodyweight conditioning sessions

• Zero equipment required

• Format: Dynamic Warm-Up → Full-Body Circuit → Finisher Ladder → Done

 

Equipment Needed

• None – just your body, grit, and space to move

 

Burner Focus Blocks

• Total-Body Strength & Endurance – Push-ups, squats, lunges, planks

• Cardio & Core Flow – High-rep circuits and anti-rotational work

• Burnout Finishers – AMRAPs, ladders, and sprint-based supersets

 

Perfect For:

• Travelers, beginners, or minimalists with no access to equipment

• Athletes looking to get in quality work anywhere, anytime

• Coaches or small group trainers needing fast, no-setup sessions

 

No gear. No guesswork. Just go.

Bodyweight Burners:
No Equipment. No Time. No Excuses.

Joint Friendly Burners

Joint Friendly Burners

30 Minutes. Low Impact. High Output.

 

Joint-Friendly Burners is a smart, strategic conditioning series that blends strength, sled work, and total-body intensity — without punishing your joints. 

 

Each 30-minute session rotates through lower body, upper body, and core-focused themes, integrating sled work and intentional movement patterns to build strength, resilience, and serious work capacity.

 

What You Get

• 30-minute low-impact training sessions

• Alternating focus: Legs → Upper Body → Core

• Format: Mobility Prep → Movement Priming → Metabolic Finish

• Built for knee, shoulder, and spine friendliness

• Designed to preserve intensity without wear and tear

 

Equipment Needed

• Push sled

• Dumbbells + Kettlebells

• Resistance Bands (light to heavy)

• Wall space or bench for isometrics

• Optional: Rower, TRX, or rope pull attachment

 

Session Focus Themes

• Strength Without Shear – Joint-stable, controlled resistance

• Rotational & Anti-Rotational Core – Torso control, spine-safe power

• Multi-Planar Sled Work – Forward, backward, and lateral drive patterns

• Mobility-Driven Warm-Ups – Hip, shoulder, and spine prep every time

 

Perfect For:

• Athletes rehabbing or training around joint limitations

• Aging lifters or those prioritizing long-term durability

• Hybrid trainees seeking metabolic work without jumps or high-impact wear

• Coaches programming small-group or PT sessions with smart intensity

 

Train with purpose. Protect your joints. Keep showing up.

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